Sports like Huey Lewis

Maine, where my girlfriend is from, has the best baseball mascot ever:

A MER-DOG! Named Sluggo. Or Slugger. Or Slurm.

Something like that.

Now, if I had a Baseball team, my mascot would either be

and be called "Super-hittin' Snackyfriends",

Or

and be the "Morrissey Mopers".

As a third option, I would, as Baseball Team Leader(...Manager? Project Manager? Do baseball teams have project managers? Executive Assistants? CEOs?)/Project Manager, consider:

"The Jessica Fletchers".

Ignore the safari hat: she KNOWS. Trust me, scum, she knows.

When will some two-bit American wanna-be-electro duo call themselves "Jessica Fletcher" and dance around onstage in pink panty/bra sets playing keytars? Anyone with friends in a band can take this one for free. I'm glad to be of service.